Blind in Texas

De ce e blogger in romana?
Okay, trecem peste asta.

Azi in magazin:
X: Ce mai vrei? Zi repede cat sunt la casa.
Y: Sangria.
X: Saleuri?
Z (shop-assistant): NU mai avem sangria.
Y: De ce cand am eu chef de ceva nu are nimeni nimic?
Z: Maine aducem, o sa mai ai chef?
Y: Nu stiu, poate.

In alta ordine de idei, cateva intrebari existentiale:
1. How do dementors have sex?
2. De ce crede un tip ca daca imi baga luminta albastra de la bricheta in ochi o sa-l las sa stea cu mine la masa?
3. How does it feel, being my garbage bin, darling?
4. Ce sampon foloseste Lucius Malfoy?
5. De ce sapunul cu o patrime crema hidratanta imi dezhidrateaza pielea?

Duminica plec. Ma intorc pentru Alice Cooper.
Ne vedem la B’estival, pe 5 iulie in Basement (prietenii stiu de ce) si pe 6 iulie in Green Hours sa-i aniversam pe “tapi”.

If you are under the age of 12…you shouldnt even read this

and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in ‘97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid.

It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90’s just wont cut it.

You’re a 90’s kid if:

You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.

You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!”

You just cant resist finishing this . . . “Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . .”

You remember:
-TGIF
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading “Goosebumps”

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say “NOT” after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everyhting was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

“Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?” was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He’s a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. ♥♥♥

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on “intruders”

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where’s Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops. so how bout im eating one right now =)

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was “da BOMB!”

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected “Pogs”

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

one word. . . Furbies.

You haven’t always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop’s song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You’ve gotten creeped out by “Are You Afraid of the Dark?”

You know the Macarena by heart.

“Talk to the hand” . . . enough said

You always said, “Then why don’t you marry it!”

You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded
stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.

When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.

You had slap bracelets!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you’d miss the 90’s so much!!!!!

Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

post a year in the 90’s

We sound cute ^^

Sunt fericit
La re
Mai multe gasiti pe la related videos.
Parca merge asa dupa o ploaie xD

*edited*

Heart-shaped bunny ears and strangeld coffee beans
remind me of how I’m supposed to love you.

Or so it seems.

*insert music-box sounds*

Music Shuffle Life Soundtrack
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits
Stratovarius - Alpha and Omega

Waking Up
Queens of the Stone Age - No One Knows
I drift along the ocean
Dead lifeboats in the sun

First Day At School
Finntroll - Bakom Varje Fura
*this song has a powerful Hogwarts feeling*

Falling In Love
David Bowie - Rebel Rebel
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing and we look divine

Fight Song
Chicago Soundtrack - Nowadays/Hot Honey Rag
You can like the life you’re living
You can live the life you like
You can even marry Harry
But mess around with Ike

Breaking Up
Gogol Bordello - Avenue B
Sitting in a Russian bath-house on Avenue B,
No matter how much we sweat we just can’t agree.

Prom
Motley Crue - Looks that Kill

Life’s OK
Gogol Bordello - Immigrant Punk
Legalize me! Realize me!

Mental Breakdown
Rotting Christ - Der Perfekte Traum

Driving
Therion - Secret of the Runes
I take a ride (and fly) with the wings of Odin

Flashback
Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die

Getting Back Together
Tapinarii - Spovedania
*Un cantec mai misogin n-ai?*

Wedding
Gogol Bordello - Not a Crime
In the old time, in the old time,
In the old time it was not a crime!

Amazing Hot Sex Porno Scene
Gogol Bordello - Never Young
“Two tears in a bucket
Motherfuck it!”

Birth of Child
Iced Earth - The Hunter
The hunter the thunder
The wrath of heavens comin’ down
*that’s why I don’t really want kids*

Final Battle
Nightwish - The Phantom of the Opera
*how artistic*

Death Scene
Rotting Christ - In Domine Sathana
*oh the joy, I shall be sacrificed to Satan?*

Funeral Song
Captain Jack - Captain Jack
Run into the peacecamp back
Run along with Captain Jack

End Credits
Chicago Soundtrack - Cell Block Tango