Blind in Texas

Dupa Sidhiel, putin adaptat.

If I were a month, I would be May.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I would be 18:00.
If I were a sea animal, I would be a starfish.
If I were a direction, I would be north.
If I were a virtue, I would be prudence.

If I were a historical figure I would be Helen of Troy.
If I were a planet, I would be Uranus.
If I were a liquid, I would be tea.
If I were a stone, I would be green jasper.
If I were a tree, I would be an oak.
If I were a bird, I would be a nightingale.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be a lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be summer rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I’d be a Pheonix.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a flute.
If I were an animal, I would be a fox.
If I were an emotion, I would be happiness.

If I were a vegetable, I would be a pumpkin.
If I were a sound, I would be the splashing of raindrops on the sidewalk.
If I were an element, I would be Nitrogen.

If I were a song, I would be a soundtrack.
If I were a movie, I would be Finding Neverland.
If I were a tv-series, I would be Gilmore Girls.
If I were a writer, I would be J.D.Salinger.
If I were a painter, I would be Edvard Munch.
If I were a book, I’d be A Christmas Carol.
If I were a fictional character, I’d be Arwen.

If I were a food, I would be spaghetti.
If I were a place, I would be a beach in Italy.
If I were a city, I would be Venice.
If I were a cocktail, I would be a Cosmopolitan.
If I were a taste, I would be spicy.
If I were a scent, I would be cinnamon.
If I were a colour, I would be dark green.
If I were a fabric, I would be satin.

If I were a religion, I would be wicca.
If I were a word, I would be ‘zbor’.
If I were a body part, I would be the lips.
If I were a facial expression, I would be a pout.
If I were a subject in school, I would be arts.
If I were a cartoon character, I’d be Sylvester.
If I were a shape, I would be a curvy line.

If I were a number, I would be 11.
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be a ring.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a bed.
If I were a car, I would be Toyota.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be a dress.